This is what getting mail from Polter is like.

squirreldanceparty:

ok so I got a package from Polter in the mail the other day.

inside was this:

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IM NOT 30 YET YOU JEKR

I SHOWED THIS CARD TO MY MUM AND SHE LAUGHED AND NEVER STOPPED RAVING ON ABOUT ‘YEAH SHE IS KINDA RIGHT YOU ARE GETTING THERE’

FU

inside:

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I WILL TRY ANYWAY

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………..

THERE WAS MORE

imageA SOARING EAGLE AND A FISH FRIDGE MAGNET

JFSDKLJFKSF

THERE WAS A FROG AND A KITTY MAGNET IN THERE TOO BUT ACCORDING TO THE CARD I HAD TO GIVE THOSE TO MY MUM WHICH I DID AND SHE LOVED THEM AND HERE I AM WITH FISH

at least I feel very american now

there was also a keychain with a picture of an old naked man with a christmas hat on

I had pictures of those too but my phone ate them for whatever reason

TL;DR THANKS POLTER

this was actually fucking fantastic and I laughed my ass off and ducktaped it back on and laughed it off again

my mom loved the things so much

you’re awesome :D

BRACE FOR A PACKAGE YOUR WAY

Anonymous asked
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I had to google this to see what it meant

also late reply because Im not on this blog like ever anymore

but thanks, I guess? :)

squirreldanceparty:

strudeldoodledoo:

parallel-universe-us:

Okay I havn’t tried to talk to you since february and the post I liked was just a wink of recognition and just a nod that I havn’t forgotten about you, because you were that important to me.
But I refuse to be stamped toxic. There is a difference between toxic and a fair discussion or fight. If you cannot deal with standing up for yourself in a fight, don’t blame the other party. This is not their wrongdoing. I agree that I was over the top, but can you see why I was as upset as I was? And instead of talking to me about your feelings about the discussion, making yourself cave in without even telling me, and going as far as to think of something as drastic as suicide.
I still feel that I had every reason to be as upset about your actions as I was.
To just throw the blame to my side and calling it abusive and toxic and not looking at your own way of dealing with it is a complete joke.
This song is more related than anything I can think of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1XdSqBQUg
WATCH THIS. PLEASE.


Seriously Peter; fuck off. I post absolutely nothing relating, referencing or about you. You’re not worth it to me. It’s probably time to get over yourself; you vain fuck.

Just because you deal with it in the most unhealthy way by burning bridges and just blocking it out and forgetting about it doesn’t mean I should.
Get over myself? Oh I couldn’t care less about you anymore. I’m not vain, I’m confident. I am as humble as can be but that doesn’t mean I don’t stand up for myself if I get accused falsely.
I’m the one that was apologizing, crawling through the dust to get a chance to even talk to you anymore, spending weeks on trying to set things at least somewhat right.
How is that vain?
Oh because I think this post is about me? Yeah, because you posted it the evening after I liked one of your posts which you deleted instantly.
Anyone would assume it to be related with the cryptic hints you’ve sent me in the past.
Am I paranoid? Yes and with good reason.
You talk shit behind the backs of people but act friendly still you two faced devil.
Sis, Skyler, Creeper, Ximek, me, do I have to go on? I could.

Just because they don’t know or don’t care doesn’t make it any less fucked up. Back then I already felt like you were not who I thought you were. A snake. I should’ve said something about it but love makes people blind huh?
You posted my personal skype messages, emails and pm’s on a blog behind my back. You shared my personal messages -and even a very intimate video I did- with Ximek eventhough I specifically asked for it to be kept private.
I know you talk behind everyone’s backs, so yes I’m paranoid.
And I’m far from vain. I treat everyone like an equal. In good and in bad.
I never gave a fuck about being a mod, being close to ridge or yogs or any of that. I’m just another chatter and not more or less important than anyone there.
I’d share my last bread with anyone I care about and I always tried to be there for all the afterchatters and my friends, even if I failed or couldn’t at times.
Do I never talk about anyone? Oh I do. But if I have a problem with someone I let them know about it or I don’t pretend to be friends.
Vain. HA. Take a long hard look at yourself sweetheart. You’re just an ego. Survival of yourself above everything else and fuck the rest unless you need them.
I can argue with you all day and prove you wrong. I have nothing to hide and you just can’t stand me calling you out on your bullshit. Your lies and deceit, backtalking. You hate me being right. Because it confronts you with your own mistakes. And you just want it to be done and over with and hope that it will gather dust and be forgotten. Because that’s the easy way out.
I hate to say this. But you responding like that after 5 damn months leaves me with little choice. But F*** you.
You’re not worth it. I hoped you could at least get over yourself and at least stop all the hate and ignore bullshit.
I was wrong.

[Reblogging here because I rather have it here than have this bullshit stain my new blog.]

squirreldanceparty:

strudeldoodledoo:

parallel-universe-us:

Okay I havn’t tried to talk to you since february and the post I liked was just a wink of recognition and just a nod that I havn’t forgotten about you, because you were that important to me.

But I refuse to be stamped toxic. There is a difference between toxic and a fair discussion or fight. If you cannot deal with standing up for yourself in a fight, don’t blame the other party. This is not their wrongdoing. I agree that I was over the top, but can you see why I was as upset as I was? And instead of talking to me about your feelings about the discussion, making yourself cave in without even telling me, and going as far as to think of something as drastic as suicide.

I still feel that I had every reason to be as upset about your actions as I was.

To just throw the blame to my side and calling it abusive and toxic and not looking at your own way of dealing with it is a complete joke.

This song is more related than anything I can think of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1XdSqBQUg

WATCH THIS. PLEASE.

Seriously Peter; fuck off. I post absolutely nothing relating, referencing or about you. You’re not worth it to me. It’s probably time to get over yourself; you vain fuck.

Just because you deal with it in the most unhealthy way by burning bridges and just blocking it out and forgetting about it doesn’t mean I should.

Get over myself? Oh I couldn’t care less about you anymore. I’m not vain, I’m confident. I am as humble as can be but that doesn’t mean I don’t stand up for myself if I get accused falsely.

I’m the one that was apologizing, crawling through the dust to get a chance to even talk to you anymore, spending weeks on trying to set things at least somewhat right.

How is that vain?

Oh because I think this post is about me? Yeah, because you posted it the evening after I liked one of your posts which you deleted instantly.

Anyone would assume it to be related with the cryptic hints you’ve sent me in the past.

Am I paranoid? Yes and with good reason.

You talk shit behind the backs of people but act friendly still you two faced devil.

Sis, Skyler, Creeper, Ximek, me, do I have to go on? I could.

Just because they don’t know or don’t care doesn’t make it any less fucked up. Back then I already felt like you were not who I thought you were. A snake. I should’ve said something about it but love makes people blind huh?

You posted my personal skype messages, emails and pm’s on a blog behind my back. You shared my personal messages -and even a very intimate video I did- with Ximek eventhough I specifically asked for it to be kept private.

I know you talk behind everyone’s backs, so yes I’m paranoid.

And I’m far from vain. I treat everyone like an equal. In good and in bad.

I never gave a fuck about being a mod, being close to ridge or yogs or any of that. I’m just another chatter and not more or less important than anyone there.

I’d share my last bread with anyone I care about and I always tried to be there for all the afterchatters and my friends, even if I failed or couldn’t at times.

Do I never talk about anyone? Oh I do. But if I have a problem with someone I let them know about it or I don’t pretend to be friends.

Vain. HA. Take a long hard look at yourself sweetheart. You’re just an ego. Survival of yourself above everything else and fuck the rest unless you need them.

I can argue with you all day and prove you wrong. I have nothing to hide and you just can’t stand me calling you out on your bullshit. Your lies and deceit, backtalking. You hate me being right. Because it confronts you with your own mistakes. And you just want it to be done and over with and hope that it will gather dust and be forgotten. Because that’s the easy way out.

I hate to say this. But you responding like that after 5 damn months leaves me with little choice. But F*** you.

You’re not worth it. I hoped you could at least get over yourself and at least stop all the hate and ignore bullshit.

I was wrong.

[Reblogging here because I rather have it here than have this bullshit stain my new blog.]

(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)

Still had these in my drafts. Might as well use them. *shrug*

Still had these in my drafts. Might as well use them. *shrug*

squirreldanceparty:

Betrayer


This is a song in which
I use to describe what I feel
About people like you
No sense for humanity,
No idea about life
This premise has been proved
You used my trust to
Satisfy your brainless lust
Your word isn’t worth more
Than puke in the dust


Betrayer
Betrayer

Misleader, you twisted things
To satisfy
Deceiver, this greedy lust
You can’t deny
How could I be so naive
To believe all the lies
You so easily told
I think I’ve learned my lesson
Too late
The story took time to unfold
Now I see your true face
Behind your mask, a cheat, a fake
Your word isn’t worth more
Tthan puke in the dust

Ignorant twisted mind, maybe it
Would help
To think before you speak
From time to time
Pretend to be a friend of mine
But you would sell
Your mother if you could
For less than a dime

Intelligence lost, brain deseased,
So you will loose,
Fall to your kness
Guys like you I cannot stand
Maybe I must speak
Another language
Before you understand

squirreldanceparty:

Static X - Invincible

All my life I was in the cold
Now I find I feel nothing more
Leave me to learn
Leave me to hurt
Now I’m not so invincible

Left the old domain, I’m done. Thanks again for every single sweet and heartwarming message. Pizza and cookies for all you lot.

luv.